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Destiny is the name. You can call me Switch, though. Like my URL. Anyways, everyone is their own kind of beautiful. Follow if you like my blog and if not, don't. If you want a One Shot drop an ask to me and tell me what you want it to be about. kthnxbai(: Einen schönen Tag noch.

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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scottmartinski:

au - [1/5] scenes that should’ve happened in Season 4.

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jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy


gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
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mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

pikminpicker:

I hope the degree of customization is very high.

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

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theoriginalspike:

wacky-tobacky-420:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

I was internally screaming at all of this. I want it all.

FUNCTIONAL SPACE SAVING SHIT THAT I NEEEEEEEEED

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biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL
biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

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