Panic! at the Finals ft. Fail Out Boy
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
my favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"
a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers
Unknown creatures underground
N O P E
NO. NO. NO.
I HAVE NEVER NOPED HARDER THAN I JUST DID WHAT THE FUCK?
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
she is SIXTEEN
she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED
This girl deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than Obama did.
she needs to be involved in all peace talks from now on.